A woman who says “No thanks, I’ll sleep on the floor”; a woman who freezes up and tenses at your touch; a woman who says “I really don’t want to” and “We really shouldn’t” and “We can’t” and “Please at least wear a condom” is not saying yes to you, and if you would like to pretend that that is unclear, you are a liar, you are being disingenuous, you are lying and you know it.
Mallory Ortberg, "What counts?" (via dolorimeter)

dumbkili:

family dinners more like

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steeezyxo:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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mrsmelchiorgabor:

if you ever think a tv show is doing something completely weird, you should know that Glee once had a teenage girl giving birth to the music of Bohemian Rhapsody, cross cutting the scene with a showchoir of teenagers performing the song at the standard of experienced professionals.

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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My cheeks grow dandelions, and I always thought they were so pretty until I was told they were weeds, and I spend most of my days wondering about the difference, and wondering if I can ever forgive the person who pointed it out.
Ashley Wylde in Daisies and Dandelions (via sunshinemeow)

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aidancarlos:

now, you can take a bowl hit while sipping on some hot coffee. i want this
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gaycroissant:

Good day
PSA on asexuality and things you should know

suddenlyatpeace:

•Asexual’s can want relationships
•Being asexual DOES NOT MEAN wanting to be alone forever
•ASEXUALS ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN WANT RELATIONSHIPS
•MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS DO NOT ALWAYS NEED SEX TO THRIVE
•SEX IS NOT THE ONLY FORM OF INTIMACY
• Asexual’s and EVERYONE ELSE TOO have the right to feel uncomfortable when others are talking about sex
• EDUCATE YOURSELF


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